Okay, I’m sorry for the clickbait heading…HAIDEN DEEGAN HAS NOT BEEN ARRESTED!!!
I REPEAT HAIDEN DEEGAN HAS NOT BEEN ARRESTED!
I just feel like everyone needs to read this recap of the Craig family’s newest adventure with the Deegs. They don’t call him Dangerboy for nothin’!
By the looks of it, it started off as a casual night at the Craig household. Uncle Deegs stopped by to stay for a bit and we’re just chillin. Christian may even break out the paint, canvas’, an easal perhaps?You never really know with an artist guy like that. Even the late, great Bobby Ross would be impressed by Christian’s skills with the brush. (Just kidding, we wish CC could paint like he throws whips, but we all can’t be gifted in everything can we?)
Then Lennon Craig comes out of nowhere with handcuffs and puts one on the wrist of the 250 Pro Motocross point’s leader. We have no problem with this, kids are unhinged bro, they never let you know their next move. Stuff like this happens all the time. If you’re a parent you. know. this.
#1.) Why do WE have handcuffs?
The problem starts when everyone starts to realize that the key to the cuffs is missing, because why would you have a key for that?
“Google like, how to get it off,” a nonchalant Christian Craig said.
I love the dad vibes here on CC, man. That’s exactly how I would sound too. Like, look bro, we don’t have time for this nonsense, it’s late, we’re tired, and we don’t really care. He’d rather be painting anyway. It’s amazing.
The crew drives down to the police station to try and unlock them, but the cops don’t have the right key for it either.
How crazy would it be if Deegan couldn’t get the handcuffs off and he just showed up to the remaining nationals and had to race in them. IT would be quite the story.
Could you imagine Jason Thomas going up to interview young Lennon after the race?
“Why did you handcuff Deegan?” JT would ask.
“Go ahead and do the other hand,” Lennon would reply and then immediately hysterically laugh in a very dark manner.
Get it girl.
Anyway, crises averted, Deegs was able to unlock the cuffs with a screwdriver.
I can’t wait to see what unfolds on the next episode of Paige Craig’s social media, because when Deegan is around y’all get into some mischief.
Don’t you worry, I’ll be here to break it all down for you.
Until next time.
